Jedi Liz (senatorsfan) wrote in darthvader101,
Jedi Liz

Intro & Question: How Does Vader, You Know, Use the Little Boys' Room?

First off I have to say great community -- I found it on jedi_news and thought it seemed perfect for feeding my ongoing Star Wars addiction. :D

I was a very late bloomer when it comes to our favourite movies, however. My dad first tried to introduce me to them when I was twelve, and let's just say it didn't go terribly well. I watched A New Hope and went, "Umm ... why exactly is this supposed to interest me?" and then left the room. Needless to say, I wasn't interested.

Then the prequel films came out. My dad wanted to take my brother to see it, and in the spirit of making this a "family outing" he dragged me kicking and screaming into the theater. And surprisingly ... it wasn't bad. I got into it the way I had never been able to with the Original Trilogy. My Star Wars fandomship was only truly fixed when Episode III came out, though. What a spectacular movie that was.

My question for you fine people is thus: how do you think Vader uses the washroom? I've read several theories, and there was an extended, albeit unscientific, explanation in Rise of the Dark Lord, but I'm wondering what you guys have to say on the subject, as surely this has to be one of the most puzzling questions about Vader.
Tags: bodily functions, intro post
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